Thursday, March 19, 2009

LOST REINCARNATION FOUND IN CAT BODY




Lost: Amazing old soul spirit guide was supposed to incarnate in human form.

Subject lost it's way and came up in a Cat body. Scores high on compassion, ethics, and rhetoric. Insists on Ayurvedic diet and lifestyle.

Meditates in front of Buddha statues.

Has uncanny understanding of nutrition and medicine. Will not kill birds, instead mimics their warbles and trills, and if birds come too close, Cat will run away. Has been offered treats and will eat only fair share. Always leaves some of whatever small or large portion of food offered him.

Likes to listen to Kagyu and even Gyuto monks chanting.

Is a Monastery somewhere missing its Abbot?