Thursday, March 19, 2009


Memo To the FDA
Date: May 22, 2007
From: Mack The Tonk
FDA ends media briefings on melamine investigation

You "Sirs", don't know my Mommy. You're in for a Major Ass Kicking for the Major Ass Licking you keep giving to China and US Criminal Pet Food CxO's. When she's done wiping the floor with you protectors of the Merchants of what was to have been My Death, you'll be eating your own poisoned dog and cat food.

Cross a line with humans, you'll likely get away with it, cross a line with babies, you'll get censored real bad, but cross a line with us fur protectors and you will fry.

There is a special god for us small furry spirits who stuck with you, to show you back to the Garden of Eden. You defy our caretakers, torture and kill us, we have our own way of getting justice. What goes around comes around. Weaken us, bring us to our knees, you're looking at your own horrible deaths. All life is mysteriously interconnected and you're only as strong as the weakest of us.

Our weakest are those of us who linger in your shadows as strays, waiting for your help, the most vulnerable... who depend on the kindness of those who can only afford the cheapest pet foods. You ghouls. You've sealed your own death sentences.

Watch Denver for starters. You've been warned.

The FDA media office: FYI: Since there is no new information on the pet food/tainted animal feed (melamine) investigation, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), U.S. Department of Agriculture and U.S. Customs and Border Protection will no longer be holding regular Tuesday and Thursday media briefings on the issue. FDA’s investigation is still ongoing and an import alert remains in place for all vegetable protein products coming into the U.S. from China. FDA will notify the media when there is updated information. In the meantime, please contact FDA’s Press Office […] with any questions. Thank you.

Translation: We're tired of answering your questions. Wall Street is tired of your questions. Big Business and profits come first. Now go and eat, die, and get the hell out of our face and keep your noses out of our business.